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Taylored Expressions Clipboard Calendar Cards, Snarky

Use our Clipboard Calendar Cards - Snarky with our Mini Tear-off Calendars or Mini Desk Calendars (sold separately) to create panels that bring a smile all year long! The set includes 12 individual cards printed on heavyweight white cardstock, each measuring 3 1/2" x 2 3/8".

Along with images of our favorite Grumplings, the cards feature the following sentiments (which can be used with any month):

Nope. Not today.
I am beauty. I am grace. I will stab you in the face.
I'm not angry. I'm happiness challenged.
You look happy. Stop it.
People who tolerate me on a daily basis... they're the real heroes.
The path to inner peace begins with three words. Not my problem.
I'm not an early bird or a night owl. I'm some form of permanently exhausted pigeon.
Shhh... I'm hiding from stupid people.
I will rise, but I won't shine.
It's fine. Everything is fine.
Like a good neighbor stay over there.
Today is not the day. And I am not the one.

Calander for toppers is sold separately

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